"Raphael Orlove" (orlove) 03/31/2014 at 23:50 • Filed to: RUN, BEARS

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BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

PatBateman > Raphael Orlove 03/31/2014 at 23:51

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Aaaaaaaaand there goes my Epilepsy.

Nibby > Raphael Orlove 03/31/2014 at 23:52

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HOLD ON, LET ME GET MY JALOPNIK MANUAL ON HOW TO DEAL WITH RUNNING BEARS

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PatBateman 03/31/2014 at 23:52

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You don't have to outrun the bear. Just your epilepsy. Er, I have no idea what I'm talking about.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Raphael Orlove 03/31/2014 at 23:52

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getchapopcorn > Raphael Orlove 03/31/2014 at 23:55

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If this is your way of subtlety alerting us to the fact that Kinja is changing again...

PatBateman > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 03/31/2014 at 23:56

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And I ruuuuun.... I run so far awaaaaaaayy...

Agrajag > Raphael Orlove 03/31/2014 at 23:56

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Quick, up that tree. We'll be safe there.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Raphael Orlove 03/31/2014 at 23:59

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Foreshadowing: They're gonna roll out another new version of the site in the next few days called Bear. And this is gonna be hidden on the page somewhere.

getchapopcorn > PatBateman 04/01/2014 at 00:04

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[you] couldn't get away ?!

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

CTSenVy > Raphael Orlove 04/01/2014 at 01:21

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You should see him drive.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Raphael Orlove 04/01/2014 at 07:23

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MEESTALUBBA > Nibby 04/01/2014 at 10:32

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you don't have to outrun the bear, just one other person with you.

extraspecialbitter > getchapopcorn 04/01/2014 at 11:04

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... /?bear=off?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Nibby 04/01/2014 at 11:27

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All it says here is Miata, Miata, Miata, Miata, Miata, Miata......

Saracen > Raphael Orlove 04/01/2014 at 11:41

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WATCH OUT IT IS BEARING DOWN ON US

mnoble3-1415 > PatBateman 04/01/2014 at 12:32

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Nice "Flock of Seagulls" reference.

TheContradiktion > Nibby 04/01/2014 at 18:52

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Section 5-C: In regards to bears.

"What should I do when being chased by a bear?"

Answer: Miata

Damnit! It seemed like such a clever answer at the time!

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Raphael Orlove 04/01/2014 at 23:24

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BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR